Lol - keep it civil people
"Performance" chip - a chip change type system does exist called the PICC : Frequently Asked Questions
But I wouldn't recommend it. It's to go with a Plug In Hybrid conversion kit for the Prius which does stuff like allow EV only mode at up to 70mph and almost certainly lots of other little changes. It might even unlock the 90bhp engine + 74bhp motor is limited to 134bhp combined system power. Lots of promises in that Faq and I'm not sure how much I trust them.
It's not a performance chip though - it doesn't do the Standard Hybrid Marketing Promise (see this all the time) of 200 mpg with 0 to 60 of 5secs. That promise that gets thrown out with most hybrid concept cars really damages the reputation of hybrids when none of them deliver on it. Volvo were doing it as well with their V60. Will they deliver ? I have my doubts.
Midcow's perpetual motion engine - I've heard about this before ... It's an urban legend thing. But it's actually rooted in a true story : Richard Clem perpetual motion engine.
The urban legend has it that he invented this incredible engine that ran by itself while providing huge excess power. It would have made the petrol industry redundant and revolutionised the car industry overnight. You can probably guess that the petrol industry wouldn't have wanted that ... Anyway, the urban legend is that the petrol industry bought off the inventor and effectively buried it.
Perpetual motion engine ? That I have trouble believing.
Self interest within massive corporations ? Everyone knows that's fact